There are decent well meaning people out there who disappoint their friends and family on the regular. Despite having the best intentions, they continue to be ridiculously uninformed about politics and sports, while dressing in cargo pants, skate shoes and Abercrombie and Fitch polos.
There are also those who know sports, but not politics, or follow sports and politics but dress like Jerry Seinfeld. Imbalance is treacherous. I can make you whole.
The Perreaultasphere is a users guide to feeding the bird. Don't know what that means? You will soon.Think of the Perreaultasphere as comb for the unkempt coif that is your social life. For some of you, my musings will simply affirm who you already are. For others, those who I am most concerned about, this blog will be transcendental.
You want to know if you can rock a sweatband while you workout? Of course you can. In fact, I want you to.
Are you scared about the possibility of Uber-conservative, tea party endorsed, nut job, Doug Hoffman winning the NY-23 special election? Don't be. If Hoffman wins it will only embolden the Sarah Palin wing of the Republican party, making it easy for the Democrats to claim victories in 2010 and 2012.
What about sports? Are you tired of having nothing to contribute to the convo when your girlfriend's Dad starts making obscure baseball references? Tell him Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp of the Dodgers are shaping up to be the future of baseball. That ought to tighten his jock strap.
Go well, Brothers
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Is it me or are you levitating in the picture?
ReplyDeleteI miss your sarcasm and cleverness ...and I'm laughing my ass off right now!! this is genius
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